The Hypothetical Money Machine

I want you to imagine that you have a rusty machine in your garage with four glowing red buttons on it.

The first button is labelled “work”. The second button is labelled “work”. The third button is labelled “work”. The fourth button is labelled “money”.

If you push the first three buttons a piece of paper will spit out from the machine with a long list of tedious busy work to fill up your workday.

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Hemingway Was A Bastard

When I first started writing to pay the bills this quote probably would have scared me away from my chosen profession. I had no idea how much of a bloody sacrifice writing for a living could be. Having written professionally for years now I’m sometimes tempted to discourage aspiring writers by sharing it: Continue reading

The Road To Personal Freedom

Today is “Family Day” here in Ontario. It’s a fairly new holiday but a large number of stores will be closed today.

The sad thing is that for many minimum wage workers this is one of the few days off they will get all year round to spend with their family.

These men and women will spend the rest of the year doing things they hate for people they hate for a couple bucks an hour.

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